taking the passive out of passive-aggressive

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Overheard in Hampden:

Two women are fighting, screaming loudly, on the street.

Woman #1 (visibly pregnant, attended by hapless fat friend): If I wasn't pregnant I'd rock your world!
Woman #2 (skinny and wearing winter clothes in 100 degree heat): You're just a fucking whore!
Woman #1: I'm twice the whore that you are! I made more money being a whore than you ever will!

8 Comments:

At 12:17 PM, Blogger Neckbone said...

Think that's on her resume, or just the cover letter?

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger sweetney said...

oh touche woman #1, touche.

 
At 1:03 PM, Blogger XLT said...

...goddamn real eatate speculators...

 
At 7:08 PM, Blogger Davey said...

My dad spent alot of time laughing at my two moms

 
At 7:21 PM, Blogger Willowsss said...

good post... thanks.

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At 9:10 PM, Blogger CommonWombat said...

I just wanted you to know that this post inspired me to put pen to papaer and draw an illustration of these two beautiful people. The drawing can be found at my blog, www.commonwombat.blogspot.com...

Thanks for the laugh!!!!

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger debbie said...

bahahaha. that's awesome. unless, of course, the kids were with you and had to explain what a whore was. heh.

 
At 11:09 AM, Blogger Kira said...

let me guess... was it on falls road? :)

 

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