Overheard in Hampden:
Two women are fighting, screaming loudly, on the street.
Woman #1 (visibly pregnant, attended by hapless fat friend): If I wasn't pregnant I'd rock your world!
Woman #2 (skinny and wearing winter clothes in 100 degree heat): You're just a fucking whore!
Woman #1: I'm twice the whore that you are! I made more money being a whore than you ever will!
posted by Claire @ 11:40 AM
8 Comments:
Think that's on her resume, or just the cover letter?
oh touche woman #1, touche.
...goddamn real eatate speculators...
My dad spent alot of time laughing at my two moms
good post... thanks.
Jon
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I just wanted you to know that this post inspired me to put pen to papaer and draw an illustration of these two beautiful people. The drawing can be found at my blog, www.commonwombat.blogspot.com...
Thanks for the laugh!!!!
bahahaha. that's awesome. unless, of course, the kids were with you and had to explain what a whore was. heh.
let me guess... was it on falls road? :)
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