taking the passive out of passive-aggressive

Saturday, December 21, 2002

Here's my review of the latest "Lord of the Rings" movie:

Some hobbits walk, walk, walk, then they fall down. Then there's a flaming vagina which looms above the land in a VERY sinister way. Then there's a battle: flight, flight, fight. More walking--walk, walk, walk, fall down. Oh yeah, and a little troll. Walk with the little troll. More fighting. Way more fighting. (By this time your butt will hurt from sitting in a movie chair for two hours.) The flaming vagina seems angry. More walking, more fighting, more falling down. Liv Tyler. More fighting. The end.

The only thing I got out of this movie was that George W. Bush is a lot like Sarimon (sp?) And also that George Lucas is a ripoff artist.


Post a Comment

<< Home